Sunday, January 21, 2007
Sideboob Challenge: Part Deux
Wow, I can't believe how popular my last Sideboob Challenge was! People were responding in record numbers -my inbox was flooded, the phone was ringing off the hook, the fax machine crashed, my front door was nearly beaten off the hinges by a mob of horny males trying to prove their sideboob worth. It was crazy.
And am I impressed -I really underestimated you gibbering cretins. You guys really know your sideboobs! But in the end it was the incomparable JZ who stepped up and demonstrated his masterful knowledge of the sideboob first. And if memory serves me right, I think that he also won my last X-Ray of the Day challenge some months ago (I believe it was a hairpin that was carefully inserted in someones ass). That boy sure knows his sideboobs and colorectal X-Rays!
But I think that I'll make this one a little more challenging. It's a tuffy isn't it? Hey, I'm not a total ogre -here's a few hints:
This delicious little strumpet was born February 18, 1988 on the island of Barbados in the Carribean, and is known for such musical delights as 'Pon De Replay', 'SOS' and 'Unfaithful'. Also, her music videos have been known to physically arouse me and make me turgid ...it's true.
There you go. The last sideboob had a difficulty rating of 3. This one is rated Sideboob Difficulty Level 2 -much harder. I don't think that you guys are ready for level 1 yet (a sideboob picture of my grandma, for instance) but we'll see...